{"id":339,"date":"2019-09-12T14:55:37","date_gmt":"2019-09-12T18:55:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stjean.biz\/wp\/?p=339"},"modified":"2019-09-12T15:11:50","modified_gmt":"2019-09-12T19:11:50","slug":"ive-got-a-tarp-on-my-roof","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stjean.biz\/wp\/2019\/09\/12\/ive-got-a-tarp-on-my-roof\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ve Got a Tarp on My Roof"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That tarp is a 20&#8242; by 30&#8242; light duty cheapo, so I need to finish up this project before winter.\u00a0 The roof is a gambrel style and while 3 of the sections are plywood, the one I need to work on is 1-by lumber.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve got to replace a few boards and then shingle the two sides of the roof on this side of the house.\u00a0 I thought about going topless, I mean roofless, but common sense prevailed.\u00a0 If I time this right, google earth might pick up the big blue dot from space.\u00a0 How cool is that?\u00a0 These redneck flags, eh tarps, seen in most everyone&#8217;s yard, are a worldwide status symbol of the poor and not-so poor &#8211; I&#8217;m mostly poor now or someone else would be doing this job.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_340\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-340\" style=\"width: 2887px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/stjean.biz\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/20190912_135152.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-340\" src=\"https:\/\/stjean.biz\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/20190912_135152.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"2887\" height=\"1625\" srcset=\"https:\/\/stjean.biz\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/20190912_135152.jpg 2887w, https:\/\/stjean.biz\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/20190912_135152-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/stjean.biz\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/20190912_135152-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/stjean.biz\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/20190912_135152-1024x576.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-340\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Working on the Home<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Oh, while I&#8217;m at it here, that is some seriously neat staging I purchased from Black Bear Ladder here in Lisbon Maine.\u00a0 Makes the job safer and easier, but sure does cost a lot.\u00a0 Heck, now that I&#8217;ve got this far, I&#8217;m not sure if I can buy the shingles and stuff to actually roof this thing.\u00a0 If anybody knows of a company that makes one big shingle instead of putting hundreds up there, then let me know.\u00a0 I&#8217;m thinking it would be nice to have the architectural type design for that.<\/p>\n<p>Just so you know, when I&#8217;m done, the house will look pretty much like it did before, but it will be a whole lot, well, &#8230; a whole lot doner.\u00a0 I can say things like that because I&#8217;ve been approved for AARP.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That tarp is a 20&#8242; by 30&#8242; light duty cheapo, so I need to finish up this project before winter.\u00a0 The roof is a gambrel style and while 3 of the sections are plywood, the one I need to work on is 1-by lumber.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve got to replace a few boards and then shingle the &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/stjean.biz\/wp\/2019\/09\/12\/ive-got-a-tarp-on-my-roof\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I&#8217;ve Got a Tarp on My Roof&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-339","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-household"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stjean.biz\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/339","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stjean.biz\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stjean.biz\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stjean.biz\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stjean.biz\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=339"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stjean.biz\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/339\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":343,"href":"https:\/\/stjean.biz\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/339\/revisions\/343"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stjean.biz\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=339"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stjean.biz\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=339"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stjean.biz\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=339"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}